The Lighter Side · Six-story omnibus

Beauty & the Bean

A six-story illustrated omnibus set in a warm garden where Pip the Lentil and his companions explore steadiness, presence, belonging, curiosity, ordinary friendship and the different rhythms through which people learn to be together.

Beauty & the Bean is developing as a six-story illustrated omnibus set in a warm garden where Pip the Lentil and his companions explore steadiness, presence, belonging, curiosity, ordinary friendship and the different rhythms through which people learn to be together.

The stories are at different stages of development, from completed illustrated work and a completed child-facing manuscript to structured plans, character concepts and story beginnings. Together, they form the current route through the garden.

The six Beauty & the Bean core characters standing together on a warm garden path: Pip the Lentil, Beauty, Professor Pulse, Petite Pois, Lillie Legume and Madam Edamame.
On a smaller screen, slide the garden gently sideways to meet everyone.
The six-character core cast: Pip the Lentil, Beauty, Professor Pulse, Petite Pois, Lillie Legume and Madam Edamame.
The garden has grown

Madam Edamame’s story is complete

Playful, intriguing and calmly self-possessed, she brings presence with proportion to a garden already shaped by observation, wonder, steady practice, brightness and depth.

She does not ask Pip to become smaller. She asks him to leave enough space between his words for another person to enter.

Volume 6 established. The full fifteen-spread child-facing manuscript is complete; cover artwork remains in development.

Personality accepted. Substance acknowledged. Lentils subject to arms control.

At least she stayed long enough to negotiate.

Omnibus synopsis

Beauty & the Bean is developing as a six-story illustrated omnibus set in a warm garden where Pip the Lentil and his companions explore steadiness, presence, belonging, curiosity, ordinary friendship and the different rhythms through which people learn to be together. The stories are at different stages of development, from completed illustrated work and a completed child-facing manuscript to structured plans, character concepts and story beginnings. Together, they form the current route through the garden.

Core cast

Observation and gentle effort

Pip the Lentil

Thoughtful, affectionate and sometimes hurried. Pip learns to slow down, listen and try again.

Wonder and calm presence

Beauty

The garden’s calm origin-presence and eventual royalty. Beauty shows that togetherness does not require constant activity.

Steady practice and reassurance

Professor Pulse

A patient teacher who helps the garden’s beans practise steadiness without turning growth into a lecture.

Brightness arriving

Petite Pois

Small, lively and full of fresh possibility.

Depth with sunlight in it

Lillie Legume

Warm, grounded and quietly substantial.

Presence with proportion

Madam Edamame

Playful, intriguing and clear about her limits. She welcomes warmth without promising an answer, and shows Pip that leaving space is part of speaking.

The six-story route

Six established stories now form the current omnibus route. They are at different stages of development and should not all be read as finished or published books.

Volume 1

Introducing Pip the Lentil

Pip the Lentil is small, thoughtful and affectionate, with enormous feelings and a mind that sometimes goes WHOOSH. When Pip becomes overwhelmed by everything happening inside him, he begins learning that steadiness does not mean never wobbling. It means noticing, pausing, breathing and trying again.

The first story opens the garden and introduces the gentle rhythm that runs through the whole omnibus: stop, breathe, stay—and go forth and pulseify.

Volume 2

Pip Meets Beauty

Pip meets Beauty, a calm and kindly garden bean whose presence immediately makes his heart and thoughts move much faster than the rest of him.

Pip initially believes that caring must mean saying, proving or doing something immediately. Beauty helps him discover something quieter: being with another person does not always require constant activity. Sometimes togetherness means remaining present without rushing to fill the moment.

Beauty remains the calm origin-presence of the garden and its eventual royalty.

Volume 3

Introducing Professor Pulse

Professor Pulse is the garden’s round, scholarly teacher of steady practice. He helps Pip understand that calm is not a magical quality some beans possess while others do not.

Steadiness is practised through small repetitions: stopping, breathing, staying, forgetting, noticing and trying again. Professor Pulse never demands perfection. He simply helps the garden’s beans return.

Volume 4

Petite Pois Arrives

A tiny green shoot appears beside Pip, and Petite Pois arrives in the garden full of brightness, movement and questions.

Pip does not demand an explanation for where she came from or ask her to prove that she belongs. He notices what helps small things grow—sunlight, water, warmth, patience and care—and simply helps the garden make room.

Petite Pois discovers that growth does not require perfect plans. It requires conditions in which life can begin.

If you are growing here, then the garden has made space for you.
Volume 5

Lillie Legume Comes for Breakfast

One warm morning, Lillie Legume walks slowly into the garden just as Beauty is preparing breakfast.

Beauty welcomes her, and Petite Pois immediately asks whether she would like to help Pip collect the eggs. Pip carries the basket, Petite asks questions, and Lillie notices familiar parts of the garden with fresh and quietly curious eyes.

Nothing enormous needs to happen. Through breakfast, hospitality and a small shared task, Lillie shows how ordinary company can make familiar life feel richer.

visitor arrives → welcomed warmly → invited into a shared task → friendship begins
Volume 6

Madam Edamame and the Talkative Lentil

On one of the hottest afternoons the garden has ever endured, Pip finds Madam Edamame moving slowly along the path with a metal detector. Pip is immediately intrigued and, being Pip, attempts to express that intrigue through an unprecedented quantity of words.

Madam Edamame enjoys a good ramble, but she has her own pace and does not pretend to possess unlimited capacity. She welcomes Pip’s warmth while asking him to leave spaces between his thoughts, refrain from deciding who she is too quickly, and accept that not every part of every enormous scroll will receive an answer.

Their introduction involves a metal detector, several excessive scrolls, a tiny formal treaty, coagulated words, diplomatic controls on romantic lentil language and an urgent announcement concerning turkey dinosaurs.

The story ends without inventing certainty. Pip places one ordinary question at the end of his scroll, leaves a little space beneath it and does not try to answer the quiet for her. Madam Edamame remains fully part of the garden without the story assigning her a private reason, a promised return or a punishment for silence.

Madam Edamame does not ask Pip to become smaller. She asks him to leave enough space between his words for another person to enter.
Personality accepted. Substance acknowledged. Lentils subject to arms control.
Six stories now form the established route through the garden. Their development remains honest and visible: one completed illustrated story, one completed child-facing manuscript, structured plans, character concepts and story seeds—not six finished or published books.

Where the world is heading

The six-story route gives the garden a fuller shape without closing it. Beauty remains its quiet royal centre; each companion brings a distinct rhythm; and future growth can remain small-scale, warm and emotionally true—more like a garden becoming richer than a world trying to get louder.

Preview

The first volume, Introducing Pip the Lentil, is available as an online preview below.

Developing omnibus world. Text and artwork remain part of the author’s wider Fieldnotes project. Not every part of this work needs to arrive wearing a tie.